First time, eh? I'm only going to speak plainly for one sentence.. then you're on your own from here on out; this place sucks, get out while you still can! The ground rules here are very unfavorable, for you. 1. If you take me too seriously, I win. 2. If you don't take me seriously enough, you lose. See? I told you to get out while the getting's good. This place is just an art project. It isn't a very good one though, it's more like a museum of half thought-out visions and stupid little goof offs that I was too lazy or not ambitious enough to see through. In a way, eventually I noticed that I had a pretty interesting art project of my old garbage from throughout the years lying around, so I started to ride the momentum of that while I'm writing my novel. If you're reading this before it's done; maybe one day I'll finish it, no promises though. If it is somewhere on here at the time of you reading this, though; nice, I can't believe I actually finished this fucken piece of shit! Either way, have a look around.. or don’t. I don't really care, I just made this because I have fun going a little crazy, and I wanted other people to see that it's kinda fun to go a little crazy. Uhhhh.. yeah, that's all I got. No further instruction. Have safe, be fun! Good luck!! Oh right, wait.. one more thing, if you don’t wanna be here, the "Return to Status Quo" button works quite well. It'll take you where you want to go, if you wanna get outta here!